phii (local floofgirl cutie) @phseiff@toot.phseiff.com

if you send me a follow request you should have smth in your bio or pinned toots that indicates that you support trans ppl and their cause, such as, for example, pronouns, or a trans/nb prideflag, or an indicator that you are trans yourself, or some "trans rights are human rights" thing. or u can send me a DM about how you are trans and cannot indicate that in your bio due to having your safety at risk if you do (don't bother sending a DM if that isn't the reason)

i don't want to risk having transphobes among my followers, i'm sorry

"wtf based on your online personality i would've assumed you where like 160cm" - @schratze
"cute on the surface, evil on the inside" - @schratze
"oh no" - @forever@fedi.nullob.si "malovelent yet cute, like a black cat with big round eyes" - @Vierkantor "very phii" - @Froggo

"demi girl" as in "girl but a different flavor of girl than most other girls", not as in "girl but less of a girl than other girls"

Ok so since it doesn't completely fit into my bio, it's like

pronouns are phii/phii's (essentially just my name instead of pronouns but u can make it lowercase or leave out " ' " if u feel like it), and in english u can also use they/them as u please (i love hearing my name tho lol)

also if u already used phii at least once in your sentence u can use her/hers/herself for the rest of the sentence to refer to me (pls no "she" tho) (experimental; might get revoked)

also in languages where every word is gendered u can just use the female form ("posterin" statt "poster" oder "poster*in" in de z.B., oder "die" statt "der" oder "die*der") of stuff that isn't pronouns

oh btw, if u ever see me make a shitpost that makes you think "wait where's the joke", it's by i'm neurodivergent and terrible at figuring out what jokes ppl will get and what jokes they won't and how on-the-nose i need to make a pun and stuff, so pls don't hesistate to just reply and ask me to explain the joke if you want to. i think i like that more than ppl going "huh, they rlly do make very bad jokes", so you're not a burden by asking for an explanation or anything

niniiii everynyan !!!! ✨️🐶✨️✨️

CPR (Cock and Pall Rorture)

fallout new vegans

waff waff !! :3

love utterling butchering the word burger tbh

burger
borga
borgal
bolgal
borsten gal
borstgal
borstga
etc etc etc
there are so many possibilities,,,,,,

i'm seriously having a semi-hard time with that bc everytime i add a cool poison or acid themed monster or bloodsucking beast to my game i'm like "i should make this exclusive to swampy caves :) that would be super cool :)" but if i actually did that every time my game would just be mostly barren empty wasteland with a giant monster party going on in the swamp

also if you look at more gameified worldbuildings, they're both acid themed and poison themed and water themed, but they're still a real place, so like. they fucking Pog

god i like swamps so much, they have so much going on in them tbh

like, what defines a swamp? it's
- water everywhere
- risk of sinking in the water
- things that live in the water
- bog bodies
- accordingy undeads
- mosquitoes
- being far off from bigger cities
- accordingly cultists
- smugglers
- quicksand
- hidden super secret tunnels that lead to the swamp
- super secret labs
- water! and ergo boats
- mold and ergo mushrooms
- and accordingly mushroom monsters
- and mysterious mushroom circles
- tree vines! and ergo verticality
- trees! and ergo tree monsters

it's like. so many things at once. other biomes can only dream of having so much Going On in fiction imo

plapyrus

femboys after they get fucked into oblivion and find themselves in Elder Scrolls IV afterwards: [reaction image]

laptop but its lid, when shut, functions as a cutting board for eating breakfast and cutting onions and stuff. this way you don't need to move it aside if you want to eat smth

fire is like a ship of thesaurus except it's faster at shipofthesaurusing than a real ship

i'm sitting with my laptop in a fold-up chair outside in the warmth in front of my partner's appartment, listening to children happyscreaming in the distance, eating bananas and coding minetest stuff, and aaaa this rlly is a good life isn't it rn,,,,

call my minetest mod's new update two cute girls the way it's ready to be shipped

i love doing minetest world generation stuff bc every bug ends up creating smth beautyfull lmao

6980000 cubic meters

haha nice

there's an easy solution to having "controversial opinions" actually

it's called keeping them to yourself and silently listening to people who have more of a say on the topic than you until you stop having your controversial opinion and realise that they've been right about it and you've been wrong about it all this time

and the best thing is, it's Free, it costs you nothing, and people won't get mad at you for hitting them with unboiled shit opinions either

more ppl should try it tbh