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me on mastodon (meta) 

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Greeble opinion 


Gender, shitpost 

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caps, being fake-angry and fake-disappointed, joking 

@scy omg, you starred one of my projects on GitHub, and now i randomly see you on Mastodon

The world sure is small, huh xD

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my friend came out to (only) me as a girl :trans_flag:, seeking advice/recs :boost_ok: 

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covid, impfung, phobie 

trans hrt, diy, question, :BoostsOkAndMuchAppreciated: 

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DIY HRT, boosts ok, I am not a doctor and this is not medical advice 

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trans hrt, diy, question, :BoostsOkAndMuchAppreciated: 

I finished open-sourcing my instance's Mastodon fork yesterday!
It's optimized for use in single-user instances like mine, where every user has the competence and responsibility expected of an admin and extends the things you can do to truly center your instance around yourself. ✨

The code is open-sourced on GitHub:


I even comes with a dockerfile to edit toots on your local instance, to fix up small spelling errors and the like you made! 🐳 ✨

(and in case you are wondering about the name's origins; it's a fusion of "single-user instance" and "mastodon", though I admit the result might sound slightly misleading 😅)

:BoostsOkAndMuchAppreciated: :OpinionsAndFeedbackOkayAndMuchAppreciated: :GitHubStarsOkayAndMuchAppreciated2:

I somehow forgot to post the images of the creation process of my jar-lighting-thing that I wanted to post, so here I go:

  • The left-side image shows the wooden coasters into whom I put my LEDs and onto whim I put the planted jars.
  • The right-side image shows the tiny lampshade that I made for the LED in my bigger jar, to stop the light from shining out directly and create the illusion that it is the reflective water that is lighting.
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content warning: plant health (update) :GreenWaterWeed: :CheerfullGreenSeaWeadWithLeaves: :DepressingThickGreenSeaWeed: 

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After some re-consideration, I noticed that (a) the first of these images looks somewhat Christianity-inspired because of the cross in the background, so here's a "fixed" version where the background is more enby and less minimalist, and (b) I should have included the image on a white background in the original post 😅

I also made (c), because I think that having a yellow circle in the background does a great job at uniting and keeping together the different elements of the image, making it more symmetrical and compact. :QueerCat_Enby:

The full resolution on a transparent background can be found here and here for the one with the yellow circle.

from left to right: (a), (b), (c)

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My personal mastodon instance, where I toot about whatever I find tootworthy.

This instance's visual theme of trash and junk yards (you might have noticed the footer of the website, for example, which displays a junkyard) is inspired by the idea that "one person't trash is another person's treasure"; that people's ideas, thoughts and outcomes of hyperfixations can serve other people and inspire them, no matter how little they are, even if they didn't serve the one who had them in the first place.

In a way, this instance is a garbage can of every thought I have and had and never used, as well as photos of things that never served beyond the moment (such as food) and things I do that don't serve anything (like having plants).

If it's a thought or thing that I am weirdly proud of and it is mostly useless, it ends up here.
Welcome to my junk yard!

(There are also links to things I'm really proud of on my instance, though, as well as things that don't fit this categorization at all; it's not like everything consists of little things.)