phii (local floofgirl cutie) @phseiff@toot.phseiff.com

if you send me a follow request you should have smth in your bio or pinned toots that indicates that you support trans ppl and their cause, such as, for example, pronouns, or a trans/nb prideflag, or an indicator that you are trans yourself, or some "trans rights are human rights" thing. or u can send me a DM about how you are trans and cannot indicate that in your bio due to having your safety at risk if you do (don't bother sending a DM if that isn't the reason)

i don't want to risk having transphobes among my followers, i'm sorry

"wtf based on your online personality i would've assumed you where like 160cm" - @schratze
"cute on the surface, evil on the inside" - @schratze
"oh no" - @forever@fedi.nullob.si "malovelent yet cute, like a black cat with big round eyes" - @Vierkantor "very phii" - @Froggo

"demi girl" as in "girl but a different flavor of girl than most other girls", not as in "girl but less of a girl than other girls"

Ok so since it doesn't completely fit into my bio, it's like

pronouns are phii/phii's (essentially just my name instead of pronouns but u can make it lowercase or leave out " ' " if u feel like it), and in english u can also use they/them as u please (i love hearing my name tho lol)

also if u already used phii at least once in your sentence u can use her/hers/herself for the rest of the sentence to refer to me (pls no "she" tho) (experimental; might get revoked)

also in languages where every word is gendered u can just use the female form ("posterin" statt "poster" oder "poster*in" in de z.B., oder "die" statt "der" oder "die*der") of stuff that isn't pronouns

oh btw, if u ever see me make a shitpost that makes you think "wait where's the joke", it's by i'm neurodivergent and terrible at figuring out what jokes ppl will get and what jokes they won't and how on-the-nose i need to make a pun and stuff, so pls don't hesistate to just reply and ask me to explain the joke if you want to. i think i like that more than ppl going "huh, they rlly do make very bad jokes", so you're not a burden by asking for an explanation or anything

✅️ patches changed
✅️ floofgirlness restored

ccc hackerspaces are so funny bc you can't set a foot into them as a girl with a dog collar without causing several cis gay dudes (?) to jump up and go like "woah you wear a dog collar??? so cool to see a fellow member of [insert name of random gay male kink subculture that i have never heart of] here!!!"

like yadda yadda [insert shitpost about species-based misgendering here] [add another shitpost about passing being a matter of saying more mew than woof]

how you receive my toots rn:

- i write them on my phone in tusky
- they're send to the net via mobile data bc i'm in the subway rn
- the dns resolver routes them to a super small cheap externally hosted server
- the server sends them to my masto instance via ssh tunnel
- which goes over my phone again bc my masto instance is hosted on my laptop which is in my backpack and connected to the internet via my phone's mobile hotspot rn
- my instance gets it
- my instance sends it to your instance, yet again over my phone bc my masto instance is hosted on my laptop which is in my backpack and connected to the internet via my phone's mobile hotspot rn
- you prolly read it on your phone too lmao

content db showed me 0 downloads on randungeon for the last two days only to hit me with 11 downloads today (average for randungeon is 8/day)

still thinking about how i visited a cutie last weekend and for four more days and i forgot my pyjamas at home so i had to sleep in my underwear and ended up having up to four nightmares per night (as compared to the normal 13 when i sleep away from my relatives) and a completely wrecked messed-up self-image for the entire time, and it didn't occur to me that both things could be related until i was home again

turns out trying to play strong doesn't make traumies magically disappear for 7 days, huh :(

doms can spit into subs' mouths, even from like 10cm distance, but like. imagine if subs could do the opposite of that, like suck the spit out of their dom's mouth from like 10cm distance. like imagine how funny it'd be if my owner leaned in to spit into my mouth and i would just go *slurp* before our lips even meet and suck their mouth dry, from 10cm distance, in one go

reason why more ppl from the cule should date me:
- i just cooked a lasagna in a pan
- it tasted yummy

if i am such a bottom then why do i always *smash* my garlic gloves before i peel them??? checkmates liberals

woah,,, can't believe i added so many different loot items to my game already :O
(excluding starting items and the nosering item bc i can't move these into a separate inventory to show them)

acab includes the judicative and "i'm starting to think some of you guys are gay" includes your mother

meep
not feeling well...

gosh i had the best satursday ever,,,, i wakied up, got dumplings cooked for breakfast, played mario cart with $cutie, and then we went to the nature museum in cutie's city and it was rlly cool and awesome and exciting (bc i hadn't seen it yet) and then we went to a vegan burger place and tried their food and then we bought food for dinner and then we went to the local hackerspace and had a lovely talky with nice ppl and then we went home and i cooked a very yumyum dish that i had planned to cook since days and then we watched some more camp crotaceous episodes and then we went sleepy

to get minetest to run on linux one needs to build from source and there are errors when i try that with the newest version on my machine, so i guess i'll have to code this stuff with workarounds rather than the newest api methods that aren't there yet in the version i have running on my laptop

duck duck go minetest 5.6 installation free no virus no build error linux

oki so i didn't shave my facial hair since ~2weeks to see what would happen, and now the hairs on my chin are like 5mm long, and i made some weird obversations? like (1) it's more hairs than i usually noticed bc most are blond and somewhat confusable with vellus hairs when they are shaved (tho they are still notable thicker and stronger), and (2) apparently most are blond? but dark or at least gray (depending on the hair) if viewed from a certain angle. and also some are dark at the tip (2mm) from any angle but blonde on the rest.

which like, makes me wonder about whether this has to do with the laser hair removal i'm getting done on my face? like that maybe it just turned them lighter instead of yeeting them so that i'd need a higher power setting? and also some are only dark at the tip as if the dark part had grown out or smth. or is it normal that lasered hairs grow some more w/o color before falling out? or do they just have less color in certain parts of the growth cycle? idk i'm a bit confused

am wuffy !!! 🐶👑

opensource is boring, cool people do openmymouth instead #foss #linux #grindset