phii (local floofgirl cutie) @phseiff@toot.phseiff.com

if you send me a follow request you should have smth in your bio or pinned toots that indicates that you support trans ppl and their cause, such as, for example, pronouns, or a trans/nb prideflag, or an indicator that you are trans yourself, or some "trans rights are human rights" thing. or u can send me a DM about how you are trans and cannot indicate that in your bio due to having your safety at risk if you do (don't bother sending a DM if that isn't the reason)

i don't want to risk having transphobes among my followers, i'm sorry

"wtf based on your online personality i would've assumed you where like 160cm" - @schratze
"cute on the surface, evil on the inside" - @schratze
"oh no" - @forever@fedi.nullob.si "malovelent yet cute, like a black cat with big round eyes" - @Vierkantor "very phii" - @Froggo

"demi girl" as in "girl but a different flavor of girl than most other girls", not as in "girl but less of a girl than other girls"

Ok so since it doesn't completely fit into my bio, it's like

pronouns are phii/phii's (essentially just my name instead of pronouns but u can make it lowercase or leave out " ' " if u feel like it), and in english u can also use they/them as u please (i love hearing my name tho lol)

also if u already used phii at least once in your sentence u can use her/hers/herself for the rest of the sentence to refer to me (pls no "she" tho) (experimental; might get revoked)

also in languages where every word is gendered u can just use the female form ("posterin" statt "poster" oder "poster*in" in de z.B., oder "die" statt "der" oder "die*der") of stuff that isn't pronouns

oh btw, if u ever see me make a shitpost that makes you think "wait where's the joke", it's by i'm neurodivergent and terrible at figuring out what jokes ppl will get and what jokes they won't and how on-the-nose i need to make a pun and stuff, so pls don't hesistate to just reply and ask me to explain the joke if you want to. i think i like that more than ppl going "huh, they rlly do make very bad jokes", so you're not a burden by asking for an explanation or anything

cool poll !! lemme vote in it real quick before i block you for even making this poll in the first place :3

floofy made an apple pie (2nd floof-made cake ever) !! :3 :3

i hope my friends are all happy, they deserve a lot of happyness and also i wanna hug them (those who want to),,,

floofy is unhappy :(

skandalös !! kleines hundchen muss zur arbeit obwohl es so so niedlich und putzig ist !!

the most delicious thing a girl can eat is food

it's depression dienstag for me,,,, :(

do NOT approach me with a lighter rn !!! you WILL cause a flour explosion !!!

grandpa is dying :( :( :(

jesus christ
last time we all did all the the cvqcon posting w/o content warnings it triggered a lot of ppl w/ anxiety and other problems, and now we're all doing that again?? seriously???
like idk but it'd be good if we used content warnings this time,,,,,

idk how to erase entire selected areas in gimp all at once so i always just ctrl+x them

gosh it's so frustrating how non-queer leftists are like "i hate how conservatives frame trans ppl as a big problem to distract from climate change :(" but once you dig deeper it becomes apparent that they mostly just mind the "distract from climate change" part and not the "frame trans ppl as the problem" part :(

omw to buy my sister a birthday present and 500g apples to make her a bday apple pie :3

masto won't let me post the demo video of the procedual enemy destruction in my game :(

hmm yum yum condor bleu

waaaaa nein damit hab ich nicht gerechnet aaaa *wird vom kondor hoch über die wolken zu seinem nest getragen*

i'm starting to think that maybe part of the reason why trans ppl become assimilationist (apart from the obvious reason, that being internalised transmisia) is that it's the only alternative is living in a bubble in which the echoes of transmisia are constantly bouncing aound your ears in the form of un-cw'ed posts and/or topics

which ofc is kinda reductionist and not rlly entirely true but like. i think it's at least a factor. or smth. idk i don't know too much about this either and don't wanna dig into zines about the topic either so idk.