Male lovers in Star Wars ranked from worst to best (phii opinion edition)
- pre-transition anakin (twink in denial, cries if any sand or women can be found within a 20 parcelr radius)
- jar jar bings (the sound of his ears plapping against his back would drown out any other sound of plapping)
- the mandalorian (major daddy energy but won't take off his helmet)
- average storm trooped (strong and definitely fucks, but can't aim a cum shot for a living)
- qui gong jin (he had a twink in obi-wan so clearly he is capable of domming. but he would also pray before fucking so that is bad)
- boba fet (he has a jetpack and he's cool. what more can i say)
- general grievous (dumb but hot, ergo a himbo. plus he can punch and he has 4 arms to do so. and a raspy voice)
- cunt doku (serving cunt. it's in his name. also look at his beard!! plus curved lightsaber hilt)
- darth vader (dommy edgelord written for ppl with daddy issues who singelhandedly fucks an entire planet. what more can i say)
- rankor (assuming it passes the harkness test; maybe it's just introverted and otherwise human-minded idk, a girl can dream)
Sex, lewd, shitposty, star wars
@phseiff seeing general grievous be described as a himbo has me in aw.