phii (local floofgirl cutie) @phseiff@toot.phseiff.com

queering the Serviervorschlag - Unverbindliche Preiselbeerenempfehlung - binary

waff waff waff waff waff !! *hops up and down like an excited doggo*

tired: frankenstein wasn't the monster, he just created it 🤓

wired: in fact frankenstein as the monster, as he is cruesome and his creation is merely a victim of his actions

inspired: actually calling frankenstein a "monster" (derogatory) reinforces the same negative sentiments towards his creation that frankenstein and the ton's ppl themselves had towards it, thereby implicitely agreeing with his evil sentiments, so you should think of a better word when making your point :3

this might have been a silly question 😅

ok so like. whenever i use the women's toilet the ppl in the other stalls always create splashing/splattering sounds (as if they were directly peeing into the water part of the toilet bowl), whereis back when i still used the men's toilets there were no sounds like this (presumably bc ppl always peed onto the porcellaine surface inside the toilet bowl right above the water-covered part, which i also always do), and like. does that mean that cis women are anatomically incapable of peeing anywhere but into the water part of the toilet bowl (provided they sit down the way its intended), and if so, doesn't it imply that ppl can tell that i'm transfem based on the sound i create whilst peeing? like, does the sound of me peeing serve as a "there's a penis on the women's toilet in this stall specifically!!!!" indicator to every cis woman who uses the women's toilet at the same time as me?

getting ppl's un-cw'ed pol toots boosted into my timeline, checking their profile and seeing that they're a Firstname Lastname corporatey-pfp-account with no minority indicators or pronouns in their bio, thinking "woah good toot u seem cool :) and also fuck you" and then blocking them is kinda like. a fun experience.

"good character design is when your character has a unique recognizable silhouette" no it isn't. giving a character a recognizable silhouette simply makes it more recognizable, therefore more marketable, easier to make merch of, and easier to remember (adding to the financial success of character and franchise). capitalists want you to think that good is defined by how easy smth is to market, but it is not. you're just making your characters look goofy and corporate rather than fitting into the themes and aesthetic of the narrative if you try to wrangle out never-done-before silhouettes for each and every one of them

we made pease pudding (the stuff that british ppl ate hundreds of years ago) on the weekend and it was rlly delicious and might be a good breakfast meal for the future and also it made me feel a little bit like we were historians doing a historic reenactment which was kinda cool (even tho we did it with modern kitchen untensils)

we also did a lovely cuddle picknick in the park with a picknick blanket and i fell asleep in partner's arms in the sunshine and that was lovely,,,, and we had a borgar making dinner with metamour on another day which was also lovely,,, and i played lots of botw on partner's switch,,, and and and,,,,, wawa :3

metamours are nice and cool (at least the ones that matter) so they glitter metaphorically, and methamphetamin is also known as crystal meth which i assume also glitters bc it has a crystal in its name

Methamphetamin 🤝 Metamours

starts with meta and glitters (i assume (based on the name))

movies need to stop having villains with beards in them bc everytime one happens i'm like "wtf they made santa clause evil, how can this be :( he has a beard so he must be gentle and nurturing and caring like a grandpa :( anyways i'm sure if i met him i would melt his heart and turn him back into a good person :(" and anyways. i swear i don't have granddaddy issues or anything

partner showed me the iss !!!!!!!!!

see? easy as that, thx for coming to my ted talk :3

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