phii (local floofgirl cutie) @phseiff@toot.phseiff.com

anyways. shakespear might've written dr faust, but the fact that he failed to make Miss Fisto a lying catgirl and Faust Sus a sussy doggo girl is rlly showing of his skill issues

when you lie it's a lie, but when i lie i'm simply subversive towards reality, and if you correct me you're a reality prescriptivist. such is the nature of things

it's literally so easy !!

- put a girl with dog ears and a dog tail and a doggo personality into your novel
- (optional: make her trans and give her traumas just for realism)
- make her the MC
- make her a blatantly made-for-self-insert marry sue character
- make it queer and cater to a queer audience

and boom !! you made a masterpiece

and yet not even shakespear managed to do these steps...

aaaaaaa jesus fucking christ i'm going grrrgrrrmode* over the lack of doggirl representation in modern media rn 😭

*it's like "going insane" but w/o the ableist connotations

"dead by daylight" sounds like a skill issue to me tbh. if you just didn't play this game through the entire night you wouldn't be so dead by daylight. lol

gut

lmao haha gottem 😎

hot dogggirls in your area (they rlly need to turn on the AC they're sweating it's terrible)

instead of saying: musst du dich gerade konzentrieren?

start saying: bist du gerade saft oder machst du dich zu schorle?

lasercutter müssen ganz schön schnell sein wenn sie laser cutten können, given that lasers are usually moving at the speed of light... :O

F64.0 - puppybrain disorder

symptoms: her brain damage makes her forever puppy

oh my god
i just noticed that i
intuitively
whenever someone new enters the room or re-enters the room or says smth i don't understand, i instinctively go like "wuff wuff !" in response
i'm so doggirlcore tbh,,,

god just straight up cumshotted on them and that's why i'm so good at everything and always right

my gender is like if a hot girl and a femboy tried to fuck but they were both bottoms so they failed but then a miracle happened and they did a coop virgin birth and that was me

my gender is kindof like if a woman and a woman had a baby

"omegaverse"? i don't think an omega would be a verse tbh, i think they'd be a bottom

and oh you won't believe what dgirl stands for

tgirl stands for tick girl and it's a dangerous new trend where girls are rlly into biting other girls to suck their blood